All Geared Up
You won’t catch me doing any of this nonsense on the scooter:

Obviously Mr. Peck never completed a motorcycle safety course. I could list the number of infractions he has incurred in this very photo but I have not the time.
This is certainly more suitable for modern Austin traffic:

Category: Vespa

I guess riding side saddle behind you, sweetheart, would be one of the infractions. Thanks be to God for motorcycle safety courses!
I may be losing the Scion Xbox, but I’ll always have the scooter. Thank you Adam.