Muffin Bowling
She’s so obedient! And really, who needs the ball anyway?
She’s so obedient! And really, who needs the ball anyway?
After the Great International Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey, señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, ‘the king of beers,’ a Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water. Give me a Coors.” He gets it. The guy from St. James’s Gate sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.” The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?” The president replies, “I figured if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither would I.”