Friday Brew Humor

After the Great International Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey, señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, ‘the king of beers,’ a Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water. Give me a Coors.” He gets it. The guy from St. James’s Gate sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.” The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?” The president replies, “I figured if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither would I.”